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{"type":"general","setup":"What does a clock do when it's hungry?","punchline":"It goes back four seconds!","id":234}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What did Michael Jackson name his denim store?","punchline":"Billy Jeans!","id":159}
{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?","punchline":"They had a reptile dysfunction.","id":85}
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